1. No fun allowed. That is pretty straightforward.
2. No SWF files with sound, and no autoplaying sound files. GIFs and soundless SWFs are fine, but if I hear a noise that I didn't click to turn on, I will literally fuck you dead, with a pole.
3. Nothing that breaks Forumotion policies. That is to say, no porn, no illegal or illicit activity, no piracy, no radical criminal activity.
4. Alternate accounts will be banned without question. Multiple alternate accounts will result in ban increases.
5. No breaking out spontaneously into song. Forumotion is very adamant about that.
6. No double posting.
7. No intruding upon a topic just to flame and troll. If you hate the topic, don't go in it. Come on, it's not that hard, you curmudgeons.
8. If you hate someone, don't tell us, tell them. PM them smack talk if you're so inclined, and don't clog our topics up with it.
9. If a topic derails for any reason for more than three posts, every post beyond that is spam and you will be punished.
10. If you don't say it's your opinion and it is wrong, we will chastise you. That's less of a rule and more of a fact of life.
11. Demi doesn't deserve nice things. Ever.
Each of these(Barring the sound one which results in pole fucking) will net you a warning. 3 warning, 1 day ban. After a 1 day ban, 3 day, then 5 day, one week, two week, three week, month, 2 month, etc. into infinity.